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Johnny Blazes’ Guide to Pride

A guide to where to find me performing or partying this week.  Inspired by (and some copy stolen from) Robbie Samuels!
Monday June 7
King and Queen of Pride Pageant
Machine, 1254 Boylston St, Boston
doors 7 pm, show 8 pm
$12
I’ll be celebrity judging, and pulling out a number that’s only been seen once before!
Then I’ll be heading over [...]

wo(n)man show’s TRIUMPHANT return to BOSTON!

[ June 9, 2010; 7:30 pm to 11:30 pm. ] After 9 months of touring, wo(n)man show is finally returning to Boston!  So whether you missed in September, or if you loved it so much you couldn’t hardly wait for its return to the Hub– or if you just have nothing better to do on Wednesday of PRIDE WEEK– please please please come out and [...]

The Femme Show takes Brooklyn!

[ June 5, 2010; 9:30 pm to 11:30 pm. ] Finally– The Femme Show is having is first official show in NYC!  We’ve been guest on other people’s shows, we’ve been to Staten Island and Queer Spirit Camp, but now we’re finally infiltrating the Big Apple itself!  I’m not even going to try to tell you how many Offs it is off of Broadway (given [...]

Boston Pride King & Queen Pageant

[ June 7, 2010; 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ] Yes, you read correctly, I will be participating in a Pageant.  “But which category will you enter, Johnny?  How could you choose between those two options?”  I’m not competing, silly, I’m JUDGING!  And yes, I know those categories are limited, but Heywood Wakefield is already agitating for a Genderfuck category to be added for next [...]

TraniWreck at Pride

[ June 13, 2010; 12:00 pm; 6:35 pm to 6:55 pm. ] So when you head to the Pride Parade in a few weeks, I know you’ll mostly be expecting politicians waving, Delta Airlines and the like handing out Mardi Gras beads, and the occasional truck full of muscle boys dancing to house music.  And while I have nothing against muscle boys, I know you’ve been longing [...]

TraniWreck GOLD II

[ May 30, 2010; 9:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] Yes, it’s a dumb name.  But bear with us!  We’re still getting used to our new digs over at OBERON, so we’re taking things one step at a time…

TraniWreck Gold II
Sunday May 30, doors 9 pm
OBERON, 2 Arrow St, Harvard Sq, Cambridge MA
18+ $20
Get a $5 discount if you contact me and [...]

JB Stickers!

Johnny Blazes stickers have finally arrived!  Get yours at the next show!

May Tour Dates

[ May 2, 2010; 2:00 pm to 5:00 pm. May 5, 2010; 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm. May 6, 2010; 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm. May 7, 2010; 7:30 pm to 9:00 pm. May 8, 2010; 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm. May 10, 2010; 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm. May 11, 2010; 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm. May 12, 2010; 8:00 pm to 9:00 pm. May 14, 2010; 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm. May 15, 2010; 3:00 pm to 6:00 pm. 8:00 pm to 10:00 pm. ] Here they are– the official May tour dates! If you know folks in these cities, please, please, please invite them! Facebook invite links are at the bottom of each listing.
Dr. Sketchy’s South Jersey
Sunday May 2, 2-5 pm
Artist’s Consortium
129B N. High St, Millville, NJ
$10 at the door
http://www.facebook.com/dssouthjersey
FB invite: http://bit.ly/c6klQm
wo(n)man show – Richmond
Wednesday May [...]

Tranny Roadshow Merch Now Available

The Tranny Roadshow has some hot new merch for 2010, with a logo designed by… guess who?  That’s right, folks, not only can I shake my glittery badonkadonk like there’s no tomorrow, I can also scribble out t-shirt and sticker worthy designs!  The design I created was based on the bird puppets Katie Diamond and [...]

Rogue Burlesque presents: “Rogue the Casbah”: An All 80s Burlesque Experience

[ April 14, 2010; 10:00 pm to 11:59 pm. 10:00 pm to 11:59 pm. ] I will be making a guest appearance on Rogue Burlesque’s tribute to the 80s through bawdy humor and sexy striptease– bringing my alter ego Swizzle Styxx and his infamous hula hoop number… you know the one…

Wednesday April 14, 10 pm
Middlesex Lounge
315 Mass Ave, Cambridge

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