Johnny Blazes and the Pretty Boys

Featuring members of Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band, Walter Sickert and the ARmy of BRoken TOys, Jeff Michaels Band, Rotary Club, plus our very own Ph.D candidate, we rock out on soul, funk and Motown – plus a few songs we’ve decided to restyle into one of those genres — done genderqueerly, flamboyantly, with more sequins and glitter than your retinas can handle. In essence, we are everything you’ve come to expect from Johnny Blazes as a singing vaudevillian… but LIVE!
Our lineup features:
Johnny Blazes - vox, glitter ’stache
J. “Darth Pretty” Johnson - guitar, fearless band leader
Alex “Dr. Pretty” Abdoulaev - keys, dissertation
Ben “Double Pretty” Reynolds - bass, contact juggling
Mike “Mr. Pretty Douya” Allen - bass, tassels
TJ “Pretty Bangin” Horn - drums, booze
Chuck “Pretty Handsome” Lechien - sax, sideburns
David “Pretty Horny” Aquilina - trumpet, photography
Sara “Pretty Bones” Honeywell - boner
Alex “Captain Pretty” Kapitan - vox, copyediting
Sam “As Yet Unnamed Pretty” Sewell - vox
Khrysti “To Be Decided Pretty” Smyth - vox

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